Tom Thumb and his Management Minions

YIKES! Now, I knew that the CARF process was detailed, but can anyone say "Micromanaged?"

Holy Micromanaged bullsh*t Batman!!!

Now, I can't possibly get into all the crap they want from us, but let me just say that it sux sux sux sux sux!!!

Why couldn't I have just been a dumb jock and become a porn star? That would have been so much easier and so much more fun. Sure I'd have to take 10 pills a day. Sure I'd be lucky to live to 40. But Sheesh, at least I wouldn't have to prepare for a CARF audit.

...Almost seems worth it right about now.

Alas, I was born with a brain, no desire to spend 4 hours a day in the gym, eat only boiled chicken and spinach, and well, a normal sized, uh, well you-know-what.

So I suffer. And Suffer. And Suffer.

I guess I'll be better off for it. I mean, nothing like the current audit to get you prepared for the next one.

So, I sit here, typing away on my laptop, wirelessly connected to the internet that I paid another $10 for. (I bought the wired connection, but I have a wireless pocket router that is working nicely thank you very much) I am enjoying my 4th floor view of 2 mega-parking lots, the freeway, and a BRIGHT Marquee/Billboard that goes with one of those parking lots (Ooh, George Lopez will be here on the 29th!!! {who the f*ck is George Lopez??}).

Wow, I must be cranky...again! I suppose baby needs a nap. I am SOOO not a morning person, and I had to be up at 7:00 this morning after barely sleeping.

Ok, time for a nappy-poo.